The . . . . Meme!
Again, got tagged by HRH rpmNut... So the Queen has decreed and here's my meme:
The SMALLEST... toy I've ever owned was the green plastic soldiers, infact: a whole company of them. My eldest brother and I would wage wars in the afternoon. We'd draw a line to demarcate our territory borders and arrange our army in battle formation. And we begin the war by flipping a coin, heads will start the assault. The rubber band was the choice of the day as our weapon of mass destruction. After the battle, some of my troopers will get 'experimented'. Volunteered to be used as guinea pigs for my gun powder experiments, parachute experiments, fire hazard experiments, needless to say: If I had a real army, I'd be the biggest dictator and more e-evil than Dr. Evil himself....
THE LARGEST... sum of money I have ever own in a casino was three thousand ringgit. Just turned 21 and I decided to try my luck at Genting. My dad took me and he went to where the big boys played, roulette, and poker tables. I wandered around the jack pot machines... I still remembered that I put in 10 tokens (RM 1 each) and the jack pot was making a lot of noises. This jackpot can give multiple combinations for a winning. And Suddenly, it just rang and made so much racket. I thought I fucked up the machine... turned out I won RM 3000. . . So the assistant came, switch off the machine and unloaded the tokens... then she asked me to follow her to the cashier and the cashier told me politely I won 3,000! So there I was, young bugger flabbergasted and dazed. I then took my dad for a treat and I treated my family that night.
THE PRETTIEST thing I've ever laid eyes on was the Yamaha ELECTONE organ. I forgotten what the model is but it was the gorgeous thing I've ever laid and touch on. Sleek machine with so much of buttons and functions. I was in a music high... tinkered with it for hours until the sales person has to make excuse to shoo me away so other customers could try out the electronic organ.
THE UGLIEST experience I've had while I was a teenager was a bicycle accident that sent my flying 10 feet from the spot. The brakes didn't worked and I hit a large stone and I was bounced off... I hit the ground and was badly injured. I passed out and my younger brother dragged me a few feet before my elder brother came to carry me back home.
THE CRAZIEST thing I've ever done was mooning in front of a passing train. Pissed drunk from a late party near the canadian student's lodge, Me and a few friends walked back home to catch the last train. And we were so drunk that we forgot to hop onto it. Much to my friend's chagrin, I moon shined them... heheheheh I don't know if there were any passengers in the coaches.... I just did it.. He told me the next day and I was so embarassed! So malufying!
So if you are reading this: I TAG YOU!!! now go do it!
The SMALLEST... toy I've ever owned was the green plastic soldiers, infact: a whole company of them. My eldest brother and I would wage wars in the afternoon. We'd draw a line to demarcate our territory borders and arrange our army in battle formation. And we begin the war by flipping a coin, heads will start the assault. The rubber band was the choice of the day as our weapon of mass destruction. After the battle, some of my troopers will get 'experimented'. Volunteered to be used as guinea pigs for my gun powder experiments, parachute experiments, fire hazard experiments, needless to say: If I had a real army, I'd be the biggest dictator and more e-evil than Dr. Evil himself....
THE LARGEST... sum of money I have ever own in a casino was three thousand ringgit. Just turned 21 and I decided to try my luck at Genting. My dad took me and he went to where the big boys played, roulette, and poker tables. I wandered around the jack pot machines... I still remembered that I put in 10 tokens (RM 1 each) and the jack pot was making a lot of noises. This jackpot can give multiple combinations for a winning. And Suddenly, it just rang and made so much racket. I thought I fucked up the machine... turned out I won RM 3000. . . So the assistant came, switch off the machine and unloaded the tokens... then she asked me to follow her to the cashier and the cashier told me politely I won 3,000! So there I was, young bugger flabbergasted and dazed. I then took my dad for a treat and I treated my family that night.
THE PRETTIEST thing I've ever laid eyes on was the Yamaha ELECTONE organ. I forgotten what the model is but it was the gorgeous thing I've ever laid and touch on. Sleek machine with so much of buttons and functions. I was in a music high... tinkered with it for hours until the sales person has to make excuse to shoo me away so other customers could try out the electronic organ.
THE UGLIEST experience I've had while I was a teenager was a bicycle accident that sent my flying 10 feet from the spot. The brakes didn't worked and I hit a large stone and I was bounced off... I hit the ground and was badly injured. I passed out and my younger brother dragged me a few feet before my elder brother came to carry me back home.
THE CRAZIEST thing I've ever done was mooning in front of a passing train. Pissed drunk from a late party near the canadian student's lodge, Me and a few friends walked back home to catch the last train. And we were so drunk that we forgot to hop onto it. Much to my friend's chagrin, I moon shined them... heheheheh I don't know if there were any passengers in the coaches.... I just did it.. He told me the next day and I was so embarassed! So malufying!
So if you are reading this: I TAG YOU!!! now go do it!
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